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Hunchback of Notre Dame Bloopers and Outtakes!
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Take 22, Scene: The Well
Judge Claude Frollo, on his black stallion, was right beside the snowed upon well, clearing his throat as he held out the infant bundle over the well.
Director: "All right, action!"
Frollo: "This is an unholy demon! I am sending it back to He - " *drops the infant into the well, accidentally." " – I am so fortunate that wasn't a real infant." (rubs a hand over his face.)
Sploosh!
Director: "Cut…"
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Take 11, Out There
Quasimodo, while leaping onto the parapet, singing: "…old and bent, I won't care! I'll have spent one day out…theeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeee – aaaaahahaha…."
The camera stops moving back as Quasi starts laughing suddenly.
Director: "Ugh…cut!"
Quasi: (from afar on Notre Dame.) I'm sorry! Again…."
Director: "Get over it! This is the fifteenth take!"
Quasi: "All right…" (calms down) all right, all right, (laughs again) One more…one more and that's it!"
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Take 52, You go Quasi
As Quasi hurriedly walked in, Hugo, Victor and Laverne hopped in.
Hugo: "Yah! You go Quasi!" (accidentally punched Quasi in the stomach)
Quasi instantly kneeled over in pain, clutching his stomach.
Quasi: "oooooh…ow aaaah…"
Director: "Shoot – cut!"
Hugo: "Sorry, I…it was a reflex!" (Quasi was still on the floor)
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Scene 93, Hellfire
Claude Frollo stood in front of the fireplace, clearing his throat.
Director: "Ready on the set!"
Frollo: Wait for a spell. I must get into the mood…(clears throat) Laaaaaa…la LAAAAAA – ahem!"
Director: "This is ridiculous."
(Beep)
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Scene 34, Out there Set test
Director: "Okay, Quasi. Try it out."
With the camera set on facing the roof of Notre Dame, Quasi climbed down to cross the roof when a slab slipped off, taking Quasi with it.
Quasi: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah – WHOA! (thunkity…tink)
Director: "Obviousy…no."
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Take 22, Scene: The Well
Judge Claude Frollo, on his black stallion, was right beside the snowed upon well, clearing his throat as he held out the infant bundle over the well.
Director: "All right, action!"
Frollo: "This is an unholy demon! I am sending it back to He - " *drops the infant into the well, accidentally." " – I am so fortunate that wasn't a real infant." (rubs a hand over his face.)
Sploosh!
Director: "Cut…"
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Take 11, Out There
Quasimodo, while leaping onto the parapet, singing: "…old and bent, I won't care! I'll have spent one day out…theeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeee – aaaaahahaha…."
The camera stops moving back as Quasi starts laughing suddenly.
Director: "Ugh…cut!"
Quasi: (from afar on Notre Dame.) I'm sorry! Again…."
Director: "Get over it! This is the fifteenth take!"
Quasi: "All right…" (calms down) all right, all right, (laughs again) One more…one more and that's it!"
*
Take 52, You go Quasi
As Quasi hurriedly walked in, Hugo, Victor and Laverne hopped in.
Hugo: "Yah! You go Quasi!" (accidentally punched Quasi in the stomach)
Quasi instantly kneeled over in pain, clutching his stomach.
Quasi: "oooooh…ow aaaah…"
Director: "Shoot – cut!"
Hugo: "Sorry, I…it was a reflex!" (Quasi was still on the floor)
*
Scene 93, Hellfire
Claude Frollo stood in front of the fireplace, clearing his throat.
Director: "Ready on the set!"
Frollo: Wait for a spell. I must get into the mood…(clears throat) Laaaaaa…la LAAAAAA – ahem!"
Director: "This is ridiculous."
(Beep)
*
Scene 34, Out there Set test
Director: "Okay, Quasi. Try it out."
With the camera set on facing the roof of Notre Dame, Quasi climbed down to cross the roof when a slab slipped off, taking Quasi with it.
Quasi: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah – WHOA! (thunkity…tink)
Director: "Obviousy…no."
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HoND bloopers 2
HoND bloopers 2
Topsy Turvy: Dance la Esmeralda
Take 3
Clopin: see the finest girl in AGHHH!!-he jumps on the stage, but immediately slips off-
Court of Miracles
Take 1
Quasimodo: is this the court of miracles?
Pheobus: offhand, I'd say it's the
.woah! he slips in the sewage falls over-
-everyone starts laughing-
Court of Miracles
Take 6
Pheobus: A guard, or a booby trap
..-nothing happens- I said booby trap! Where is that wimpy gay jester?!
-Quasimodo turns around and screams, then runs away-
Pheobus: Quasi? he turns around and is face to face with a huge monster with glowing red eyes-
-he faints-
Cl
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HoND Bloopers
HoND BLOOPERS!!!!!
Bells of notre dame
Take 1
-the music had started playing, the camera moves to Clopin's wagon, but he is not there.
Director: CUT!!! Where is Clopin?
-Clopin rushed onto the set, wearing a jacket-
Clopin: sorry monsieur, I woke up late today!
Director: -rubs his forehead- just get your costume on!
Take 2
Clopin: Listen, they are beautiful no? So many solors of crowns
.wait starts laughing- I mean, colors of
sounds! Hahaha, put that in the gag reel
Director: -sigh- CUT!!!
The Bells
Take 10
Clopin: The bells of notre dame!!!!
-the chorus starts singing beautifully, when there is a sudden thud-
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Quasimodo's Childhood - Part 1
"Care for the child, and raise it as your own."
That was what the Archdeacon had said to Frollo after he pushed the Gyspy woman down the steps of Notre Dame, causing her to break her neck.
Frollo did not know how to care for a baby. He asked some of the soldiers in town to observe their wives and how they cared for their children. If they asked him why he wanted to know, he told them he had adopted a child who would grow up to ring the bells of Notre Dame, but he would never be allowed outside or have any other human company but himself, so as to not be corrupted. He did not tell them anything about the tiny monster, how he obtained it, or
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I did a small set of these in honor of the new Lion King set of bloopers since it was so hilarious! XD I thought I'd give the underrated Disney's Hunchback a speck of spotlight.
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Very funny work here. Good job.