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Hunchback of Notre Dame Bloopers and Outtakes! Here's some more!
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(Beep)
Djali put his nose to the camera…and went on smothering his tongue all over the lens…
Director: Get the goat OFF the set, please!
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Take 75, This is NOT it
Quasimodo and Phoebus stand on screen getting ready to say their lines, regarding finding Esmeralda with the woven necklace.
Director: Ready on the set. One…two…action!
Quasi: (quoting) When you wear this woven band, you hold the city in your hand…it's the city!
Phoebus: What are you talking about?
Quasi: It's a map, see? Here's the cathedral and the…how can I know all this? I live in a bell tower of all places!
Director: Cut!
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Take 76, This is NOT it
Quasi: It's a map, see? Here's the cathedral and this little stone here is the…
Phoebus: I've never seen a map that looks like this and...
Quasi: Look! (snatched band out of Phoebus's hand) If you didn't kiss Esmeralda in the first place, we wouldn't be having this argument!
Phoebus: Cutting it a little close, aren't ya?
The serious looks they put on melted and the two of them started laughing.
Phoebus: (joking) Let's get the odds coming in. I sense a box fight coming!
Quasi: I guess I know who would win…
Pheobus: Is that a challenge?
(Beep)
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Take 102, Shall We Review Your Alphabet Today?
As the camera gets into focus, both Quasimodo and Frollo were both trying to get their lines right.
Quasimodo: (reading the script) What kind of alphabet is this?
Frollo: Only for those with no fair life, lad.
Quasi glared at him and Frollo shrugged.
Frollo: You did ask for my input. (takes a sip from glass)
(Beep)
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Take 88, As You Were Saying…
Phoebus and the two guards get set before the camera starts rolling.
Director: Action!
The two guards start running off set. Phoebus tried to pull his horse out to stop them, but the stallion wouldn't move. The two guards ran off set and start laughing at Phoebus, who kept pulling on Achilles reins.
Phoebus: Did any of you know…that…I HATE horses! (kept trying to pull the horse)
(Beep)
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Take 4, Dance, La Esmeralda, Dance
Clopin boldly raised his hand, as though holding something before throwing his hand down upon the stage. What was supposed to happen, didn't happen and Clopin was sadly left there and the trap door didn't work either.
Clopin: (chuckles) Now…I believe this is a set back, huh?
Quasi in the crowd started laughing with the rest of the peasant crowd as Clopin tried to jump on the door to make it work.
Clopin: (scratching head) I do really hate technology…
(Beep)
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Esmeralda had just begun to dance before the great crowd in her dazzling red costume, but the bottom of her dress got caught on the wood and she fell on her knees. She started to laugh, uncontrollably along with everyone else.
Esme: Can we have a little less splinters on the stage, please?
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Take 14, Bells of Notre Dame
Quasimodo got himself ready to pull down on the pull rope for the bells, waiting for the signal.
Director: Okay…action!
Quasi pulled down as hard as he could, but he least expected to be lifted off the set, up high.
Quasi did manage to fall back down again and he was kneeling over in laughter.
Quasi: That was fun...
(Beep)
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Take 33, Achilles, Sit!
Phoebus: Achilles, sit.
The horse did nothing and just stared off stage.
Phoebus: I said SIT, Achilles!
Playfully, Achilles tried to bite at Phoebus's hair.
Phoebus: D'oh, blast it all! I'm not being paid enough for this! (stomps off stage)
*
(Beep)
Djali put his nose to the camera…and went on smothering his tongue all over the lens…
Director: Get the goat OFF the set, please!
*
Take 75, This is NOT it
Quasimodo and Phoebus stand on screen getting ready to say their lines, regarding finding Esmeralda with the woven necklace.
Director: Ready on the set. One…two…action!
Quasi: (quoting) When you wear this woven band, you hold the city in your hand…it's the city!
Phoebus: What are you talking about?
Quasi: It's a map, see? Here's the cathedral and the…how can I know all this? I live in a bell tower of all places!
Director: Cut!
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Take 76, This is NOT it
Quasi: It's a map, see? Here's the cathedral and this little stone here is the…
Phoebus: I've never seen a map that looks like this and...
Quasi: Look! (snatched band out of Phoebus's hand) If you didn't kiss Esmeralda in the first place, we wouldn't be having this argument!
Phoebus: Cutting it a little close, aren't ya?
The serious looks they put on melted and the two of them started laughing.
Phoebus: (joking) Let's get the odds coming in. I sense a box fight coming!
Quasi: I guess I know who would win…
Pheobus: Is that a challenge?
(Beep)
*
Take 102, Shall We Review Your Alphabet Today?
As the camera gets into focus, both Quasimodo and Frollo were both trying to get their lines right.
Quasimodo: (reading the script) What kind of alphabet is this?
Frollo: Only for those with no fair life, lad.
Quasi glared at him and Frollo shrugged.
Frollo: You did ask for my input. (takes a sip from glass)
(Beep)
*
Take 88, As You Were Saying…
Phoebus and the two guards get set before the camera starts rolling.
Director: Action!
The two guards start running off set. Phoebus tried to pull his horse out to stop them, but the stallion wouldn't move. The two guards ran off set and start laughing at Phoebus, who kept pulling on Achilles reins.
Phoebus: Did any of you know…that…I HATE horses! (kept trying to pull the horse)
(Beep)
*
Take 4, Dance, La Esmeralda, Dance
Clopin boldly raised his hand, as though holding something before throwing his hand down upon the stage. What was supposed to happen, didn't happen and Clopin was sadly left there and the trap door didn't work either.
Clopin: (chuckles) Now…I believe this is a set back, huh?
Quasi in the crowd started laughing with the rest of the peasant crowd as Clopin tried to jump on the door to make it work.
Clopin: (scratching head) I do really hate technology…
(Beep)
*
Esmeralda had just begun to dance before the great crowd in her dazzling red costume, but the bottom of her dress got caught on the wood and she fell on her knees. She started to laugh, uncontrollably along with everyone else.
Esme: Can we have a little less splinters on the stage, please?
*
Take 14, Bells of Notre Dame
Quasimodo got himself ready to pull down on the pull rope for the bells, waiting for the signal.
Director: Okay…action!
Quasi pulled down as hard as he could, but he least expected to be lifted off the set, up high.
Quasi did manage to fall back down again and he was kneeling over in laughter.
Quasi: That was fun...
(Beep)
*
Take 33, Achilles, Sit!
Phoebus: Achilles, sit.
The horse did nothing and just stared off stage.
Phoebus: I said SIT, Achilles!
Playfully, Achilles tried to bite at Phoebus's hair.
Phoebus: D'oh, blast it all! I'm not being paid enough for this! (stomps off stage)
Literature
HoND Bloopers
HoND BLOOPERS!!!!!
Bells of notre dame
Take 1
-the music had started playing, the camera moves to Clopin's wagon, but he is not there.
Director: CUT!!! Where is Clopin?
-Clopin rushed onto the set, wearing a jacket-
Clopin: sorry monsieur, I woke up late today!
Director: -rubs his forehead- just get your costume on!
Take 2
Clopin: Listen, they are beautiful no? So many solors of crowns
.wait starts laughing- I mean, colors of
sounds! Hahaha, put that in the gag reel
Director: -sigh- CUT!!!
The Bells
Take 10
Clopin: The bells of notre dame!!!!
-the chorus starts singing beautifully, when there is a sudden thud-
Literature
HoND bloopers 2
HoND bloopers 2
Topsy Turvy: Dance la Esmeralda
Take 3
Clopin: see the finest girl in AGHHH!!-he jumps on the stage, but immediately slips off-
Court of Miracles
Take 1
Quasimodo: is this the court of miracles?
Pheobus: offhand, I'd say it's the
.woah! he slips in the sewage falls over-
-everyone starts laughing-
Court of Miracles
Take 6
Pheobus: A guard, or a booby trap
..-nothing happens- I said booby trap! Where is that wimpy gay jester?!
-Quasimodo turns around and screams, then runs away-
Pheobus: Quasi? he turns around and is face to face with a huge monster with glowing red eyes-
-he faints-
Cl
Literature
Quasimodo's Childhood - Part 1
"Care for the child, and raise it as your own."
That was what the Archdeacon had said to Frollo after he pushed the Gyspy woman down the steps of Notre Dame, causing her to break her neck.
Frollo did not know how to care for a baby. He asked some of the soldiers in town to observe their wives and how they cared for their children. If they asked him why he wanted to know, he told them he had adopted a child who would grow up to ring the bells of Notre Dame, but he would never be allowed outside or have any other human company but himself, so as to not be corrupted. He did not tell them anything about the tiny monster, how he obtained it, or
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Hilarious! ^^