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Disney's HOND Bloopers Part 2

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Hunchback of Notre Dame Bloopers and Outtakes! Here's some more!

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(Beep)

Djali put his nose to the camera…and went on smothering his tongue all over the lens…

Director: Get the goat OFF the set, please!

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Take 75, This is NOT it

Quasimodo and Phoebus stand on screen getting ready to say their lines, regarding finding Esmeralda with the woven necklace.

Director: Ready on the set. One…two…action!

Quasi: (quoting) When you wear this woven band, you hold the city in your hand…it's the city!

Phoebus: What are you talking about?

Quasi: It's a map, see? Here's the cathedral and the…how can I know all this? I live in a bell tower of all places!

Director: Cut!

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Take 76, This is NOT it

Quasi: It's a map, see? Here's the cathedral and this little stone here is the…

Phoebus: I've never seen a map that looks like this and...

Quasi: Look! (snatched band out of Phoebus's hand) If you didn't kiss Esmeralda in the first place, we wouldn't be having this argument!

Phoebus: Cutting it a little close, aren't ya?

The serious looks they put on melted and the two of them started laughing.

Phoebus: (joking) Let's get the odds coming in. I sense a box fight coming!

Quasi: I guess I know who would win…

Pheobus: Is that a challenge?

(Beep)

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Take 102, Shall We Review Your Alphabet Today?

As the camera gets into focus, both Quasimodo and Frollo were both trying to get their lines right.

Quasimodo: (reading the script) What kind of alphabet is this?

Frollo: Only for those with no fair life, lad.

Quasi glared at him and Frollo shrugged.

Frollo: You did ask for my input. (takes a sip from glass)

(Beep)

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Take 88, As You Were Saying…

Phoebus and the two guards get set before the camera starts rolling.

Director: Action!

The two guards start running off set. Phoebus tried to pull his horse out to stop them, but the stallion wouldn't move. The two guards ran off set and start laughing at Phoebus, who kept pulling on Achilles reins.

Phoebus: Did any of you know…that…I HATE horses! (kept trying to pull the horse)

(Beep)

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Take 4, Dance, La Esmeralda, Dance

Clopin boldly raised his hand, as though holding something before throwing his hand down upon the stage. What was supposed to happen, didn't happen and Clopin was sadly left there and the trap door didn't work either.

Clopin: (chuckles) Now…I believe this is a set back, huh?

Quasi in the crowd started laughing with the rest of the peasant crowd as Clopin tried to jump on the door to make it work.

Clopin: (scratching head) I do really hate technology…

(Beep)

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Esmeralda had just begun to dance before the great crowd in her dazzling red costume, but the bottom of her dress got caught on the wood and she fell on her knees. She started to laugh, uncontrollably along with everyone else.

Esme: Can we have a little less splinters on the stage, please?

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Take 14, Bells of Notre Dame

Quasimodo got himself ready to pull down on the pull rope for the bells, waiting for the signal.

Director: Okay…action!

Quasi pulled down as hard as he could, but he least expected to be lifted off the set, up high.

Quasi did manage to fall back down again and he was kneeling over in laughter.

Quasi: That was fun...

(Beep)

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Take 33, Achilles, Sit!

Phoebus: Achilles, sit.

The horse did nothing and just stared off stage.

Phoebus: I said SIT, Achilles!

Playfully, Achilles tried to bite at Phoebus's hair.

Phoebus: D'oh, blast it all! I'm not being paid enough for this! (stomps off stage)
HAH! :rofl: I could not resist! Do enjoy these!
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